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Wasn't that sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet?!?! Alexander with a 100+ yard game and a 1000+ yard season. Jackson and Robinson with 100+ yard games. Talk of Hasselbeck making the Pro Bowl roster. It hardly seems real!! I keep thinking I'm going to wake up and someone is going to tell me it's just a dream!

The ironic thing is that with a record this great, we're still looking at a Wildcard. We have to keep on top of our game, and we need to hope that someone can offer a setback to the Rams! BIG games ahead!! Goooo Seahawks!

No comebacks this time, baby!
Posted by drjekyl on 11/30/2003, 6:28 pm
And the refs couldn't help them either. All we need to do now is D up for Minnesota and then it's the main event in Ram country for the NFC West title! Rain or shine, win or lose, GO HAWKS!

Re: No comebacks this time, baby!
Posted by Sharpclaw on 11/30/2003, 6:32 pm, in reply to "No comebacks this time, baby!"
You got it baby! We're run'in this table, and everybody better get out of our way or this wagon is gonna roll right over ya! Here we come!!!!!! GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

CRUNCH #1!!! One Down - Four To Go! 8 & 4!!!
Posted by Sharpclaw on 11/30/2003, 6:28 pm
YES!!! Great game. We attacked'em from every angle. WRs, TEs, FB, RBs - they didn't what was go'in to hit him next!! QB Hasselbeck is like a machine out there! Defense was swarming to the ball. Coach went back to the starting def. backfield that we had at the beginning of the season. It's a pretty young group; but they're aggressive to the ball, and they hit!

One down - four to go. We're run'in that table 'n it's a wild ride!! Now bring on dem Vikings!! GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

Seahawks Set Another Franchise Record On Offense
Posted by Sharpclaw on 11/30/2003, 8:16 pm
The Seahawks today set a single game offenive recored. It was the first time in franchise history we had a QB throw for 300 yards, a RB gain over 100 yards, and TWO receivers each have over 100 yards in receptions! Wa-Zoo!! This offense is awesome!!

More good news from the game today, is that we had no players suffer a significant injury. OG Jerry Wunsch is believed to have suffered a strained groin muscle; but that has to checked out further. GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

Re: Seahawks Set Another Franchise Record On Offense
Posted by Ridin' Since '81 on 12/1/2003, 8:18 am, in reply to "Seahawks Set Another Franchise Record On Offense"
I think everyone across the country gets the same feed from the game. Therefore did anyone else catch the "body language" Wunsch made (apparently to a not-so-well-wisher) as he was carted off?

The grabbing of the crotch and other finger pointing, I believe, was not a status of health gesture, otherwise the (worthless) CBS (Commercial Broadcasting System) announcers might have made mention of it. I found it quite amusing. I hope he heals quickly though.

Yes, the offense is kicking. I'm glad to see Robinson, Jackson, et al. have finally got the ball catching thing down again. I really do like the change up Holmgren is using this year by using Strong as a reciever and a tailback. He is such a lumbering hulk when he gets a head of steam on him.

I am not sure about the rest of you, but I am not completely sold on our new punter. I can't believe that the special teams unit has suddenly fallen into disarray leading to him getting to punts blocked for TDs. I am never to sure of Denver dumpoffs.

MOSES PREDICTS GAME TWELVE!!!!!
Posted by MOSES on 11/27/2003, 7:23 pm

HAIL TO THEE, O SEAHAWK FANS!!!!! IT IS I, MOSES, HERE TO PREDICT THE SEAHAWK/ clown GAME!!!!!!
LAST WEEK: Once again, that address is:
Mike Pereira, Director of NFL Officials
C/O NFL Officiating
280 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10017

We are 7-4………………

Yes, it was a rough game to watch Sunday. Watching the offense DESTROY the Raven defense, then watching the Raven offense rip apart the Seahawk defense…

Kind of what it must feel to get MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, and then having MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BILLS to send out before they take all your belongings..…

Only to run out of time to pay bills and winding up broke, destitute, and alone with a chair, paddleball, and thermos like Navin Johnson in “ The Jerk”.

( ring…..ring…..Steve Martin ??? Steve Martin ??? Please pick up the white courtesy phone….)

BUT……..

As Jim Morrison would say (note the past tense because HE IS DEAD):

“The time to hesitate is through….No time to wallow in the mire….”

And so the Seahawks will not wallow in any mire this week. Life goes on. The games go on. The NFL goes on. And “We ain’t got time to bleed.”

( ring…..ring….. Jesse Ventura ??? Jesse Ventura ??? Please pick up the white courtesy phone….)

The Cleveland Browns come into town after a bit of inner turmoil. In fact, if football teams were television shows, THIS team would be ONE big soap opera.

( ring…..ring….. Susan Lucci ??? Susan Lucci ??? Please pick up the white courtesy phone….)

Yes, join us now for the continuing saga that is….

“ALL THOSE BROWNIES” (sounds like a show Pork Chop Womack might like to eat… I mean, WATCH!)

Meet head coach Butch “the Butcher” Davis. He has had to endure quite a lot of turmoil this year.

First was the continuing saga of which QB to give his team: The overachieving veteran journeyman Kelly Holcomb or the young gun that everyone in Cleveland HATES, Tim Couch? This debate goes on and on and on …..

Then, there were the suspensions and cuts. Kevin Johnson? Leading receiver and CUT a couple of weeks ago. William Green? Leading rusher charged with a DUI and then gets mysteriously stabbed in the back by his girlfriend… FOR REAL (you can’t make this stuff up)!!

These guys have NOTHING on daytime dramas…

But through this all, the Browns have managed to actually play some football, but have only managed a 4-7 record, losing their last 4 out of 5.

The Browns have not had a winning record at home since their return to the NFL in 1999. I find this strange as they have perhaps the most recognized fans (and POOREST SPORTS) in the NFL. I refer, of course, to the “Dog Pound” that has a reputation for being unruly and downright RUDE to opposing teams…

But, what IS the connection with a team called the “Browns” and …uh… a DOG POUND? Well, you need not worry anymore. Moses is here to clear up the dog fog and show you the reasons!

So, here from our office in CLEVELAND, OHIO comes……….. (drum roll)….

“THE TOP THREE REASONS WHY THE CLEVELAND BROWN FANS ARE CALLED THE ‘DOG POUND’ ”
3. They urinate on the floor.
2. They should all be neutered.
1. They greet each other by sniffing each other’s butts.

THREE PLAYERS TO WATCH FOR the clowns
1. JAMES JACKSON: Will carry the rushing load without Green to help.
2. KELLY HOLCOMB: Did he FINALLY send Tim to the Couch for the last time?
3. DENNIS NORTHCUTT: Will he CUTT up the depleted Seahawk defensive backs?

THREE PLAYERS TO WATCH FOR THE SEAHAWKS:
1. SHAUN ALEXANDER: A tiny hole in the Browns top defense is in stopping the run.
2. MATT HASSELBECK: I’ll admit it. I chanted “Dilfer” two years ago. IDIOT!
3. DEFENSIVE LINE: They have GOT to give the DB’s a break this week!

SO, CAN THEY DO IT?????

MOSES PREDICTS:
SEAHAWKS 34
Cleveland clowns 23

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE!!!!!

MOSES

HEY MOSES!!!!! WHAT'S FOR DINNER FOR GAME TWELVE?????
Posted by MOSES on 11/27/2003, 7:24 pm

This Sunday during the SEAHAWK/ clown game, I encourage all Seahawk fans to eat the following:

- Leftover Thanksgiving Day turkey dripping in (Cleveland) BROWN GRAVY
- (Chad) MUSTARD PRETZELS
- (Barry) GARDNER SALAD
- (Jamel) WHITE BREAD
- (Dennis) NORTH-CUTT (William) GREEN BEANS COOKED IN A (Chris) CROCKER POT
- (Tim) COUCH POTATOES
- And (Cleveland) BROWNIES (served like the team: CHOCK FULL OF NUTS!)

And you can wash it down with an (Earl) LITTLE dog dish dipped in (Phil) DAWSON’S CREEK (or perhaps William Green can help you pick out the proper ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE) !

ENJOY!!!!

MOSES

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