You Know You're a Republican Democrat if...
by Frank Benjamin
Overview
FROM THE PUBLISHER
A bi-partisan laugh at what makes a Republican a Republican and a Democrat a Democrat. Whichever party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better...
My thoughts
I laughed till I cried!!! I bought this book at Eisenhower Center after touring the Eisenhower home, museum, grounds, and memorial chapel. I spent a lot of time thinking about politics and war and the world ... and then I found this book in the gift shop and laughed all the way home! It was a very welcome surprise after an emotional day!
Favorite Passage
You know you're a Republican if...
You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
You know you're a Democrat if...
You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.
You know you're a Republican if...
You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
You know you're a Democrat if...
You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.
You know you're a Republican if...
You can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican!
You know you're a Democrat if...
You can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican!
